'''Graduating'' from Sand Hook Elementary school early' '''Fuck Tha Police'' but as a gay pro-cop sex ballad' '''Freedom'' fries served with a side of ''without-us-your-country-would-be'' toast.' '''Feeling the Bern'' from stray fireworks' '''Code Pink'' in the children's department at Victoria's Secret' '''Clippy'' The Microsoft Word Assistant' '''Clippers'' McGee, pubic hairstylist to the stars' '''Cave Girl Slappy'', 1932, directed by Piz Peeners' '''Catch me outside'' girl's inevitable career in porn' '''Accidentally” sticking your finger in your ass while wiping.' '''Accidentally'' slipping your dick into the wrong hole.' '''Accidentally'' shooting your girlfriend through a bathroom door.'
'''accidentally'' poking your finger through the toilet paper whilst wiping' '''Accidentally'' leaving the price tag on expensive presents' '''accidentally'' falling onto an adult novelty item' '''Accidentally'' ejaculating on the cat.'
